ROSEY'S GREAT ESCAPE! 100 MI. R/T FOR HOT DOGS!
LUNCH ALONG THE PEQUEST RIVER: FEELS NORMAL!
by Black Wire Media Sun. May 17, 2020 www.cnjfo.com/join-us
You can't keep a gunslingin' writer & PR man and his wife cooped-up too long. What happened next was the Rosey version of a Colandro "Quarantine Crawl". Armed with an 8" cigar, CNJFO business cards, orange "Volunteer" tee from the RTSP Youth Day at the Range, a huge smile and a full tank of gas, our VP "Rosey" and his wife of 37 years, Lori, took a cruise to Hot Dog Johnny's on Rt. 46 in Buttzville, NJ to enjoy the sunshine. They did 4 dogs w/ the works, and split a fry & a birch beer for just over $11. Social distancing's 6' Rule was easily followed, everybody wore their mask while at the ordering window and several families picnicked on blankets alongside the picturesque Pequest River.
Rosey patrolled the lot for "NRA & other GUN stickers", and approached contented hot dog eaters with a business card, all cheerfully accepted. Conversations about getting NJ's shooting ranges reopened abounded. The public is READY, and talk of our Governor's unconstitutional continued shutdown of things he doesn't like (the 2nd Amendment for instance), or is "over his paygrade" surfaced. Several Motorcycle Clubs came, ate & went, and a few classic cars, including a '59 Buick Electra 2-door were on display and worth a perusal. 'Cept for the masks, everything was NORMAL and normal FELT GOOD for a change!
Taking Rt. 46 East into the town of Independence, NJ, the Roseys stopped at Best's Farm Market, where several more folk, including the owner & 2 cashiers, struck up conversation & received cards. One woman said she wanted to put some rounds down range through her Sig Sauer hand gun! Northwest Jersey should be its own state; there's FREEDOM there! At least as much as they can possibly get away with!
Readers gettin' in the mood for a Johnny's Hot Dog are hereby reminded to BRING CASH, and, if possible please WEAR A SHIRT WITH GUNZ ON IT! To get your CNJFO t-shirt FREE w/ annual membership, go to: www.cnjfo.com/join-us .