JOHNNY-COME-LATELY's TOLD "NO GUN FOR YOU"!!
MOMS DEMAND "KARENS" CAUGHT IN QUANDRY!
by Dan Grdovic for Black Wire Media Tues. Mar. 24, 2020 www.cnjfo.com/join-us
It’s patently simple, in times of crisis, people want to feel protected, unfortunately for some, they have done little to prepare themselves for such situations as evidenced by the runs on basic household commodities at local general stores. Apparently the same band of Johnny-Come-Lately, along with the Moms Demand "Karens seeking the Manager", have now found themselves without a means to defend themselves effectively and have finally awoken to the reality of Warren v. DC where the police do not owe a specific duty to provide police services to individual citizens.
Johnny & Karen – who formerly eschewed such draconian means of self defense as firearms, upon seeing an apparent breakdown in society from an attacker smaller than a no-see-um, has decided that they shall not be a Star Trek Mom’s Demand Red Shirt (Red Shirted security personnel always first to die on Star Trek "away mission"--Ed.) and will NOW run to the gun store similar to their run to the supermarket for Mr. Whipple’s favorite (toilet paper--Ed) roll, only to find that the laws that Johnny & Karen so righteously touted AND VOTED FOR are now causing them great discomfort.
That’s right Johnny & Karen, you have to beg the government for a permit. Yes, it requires fingerprints – oh sorry, that’s not available during social distancing. On top of that Johnny & Karen, were you to actually get your fingerprints done, your town, on its own, being purple or blue, have decided that their time is better spent responding to the CoViD than spent processing your background check THAT YOU VOTED FOR.
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"I really feel sorry for people. I didn’t think I would, especially if they actively opposed us. But the humanity in me still has compassion. They have been fed lies. Some people, unfortunately, succumbed to those lies. As far as I’m concerned? The Moms Demand movement has been dealt a death blow." ---Theresa Inacker, CNJFO Communications Director
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Imagine Johnny & Karen’s shock when they find out that even if their rights were processed, they would still be waiting at least 30 days, or if the Sam Browne Belt and blue wool attired crew is involved, markedly more (NJSP Barracks in rural NJ are known to take MONTHS).
So Johnny& Karen FINALLY get their piece of paper that says “Johnny & Karen are good boys and girls and may pass Go”. Johnny & Karen return to their local gun store SEEKING THE MANAGER only to find out that Johnny & Karen’s friend Mr. Ed (NJ Gov. Murphy--Ed.) has decreed that gun stores are “non-essential businesses” AND has TURNED-OFF the BACKGROUND CHECK SYSTEM touted by Johnny and THE KARENS seeking the Manager...
That’s OK Johnny & Karen, when your friend (Mr. Ed the Governor) finally decrees that today’s crisis is over (maybe never?) then you can proceed to the gun store to select your firearm, and get your “instant” background check that at last count was 1,000 applications behind, stranding all of last Friday & Saturday's sales with a COMPLETE SHUTDOWN of the NJ NICS portal! That's right, the guy you voted for has now through his (unconstitutional?) Executive Order, CLOSED the background check system through which the special NJ NICS port functions, thereby eliminating the only LEGAL way to transfer a firearm in NJ. Previously long guns could be transferred between adults if the Transferee (receiver of long gun) had a NJFPID card and an ID that matched.
But don't worry Johnny & Karen, it should only take you about 48 more hours of NEEDLESS WAITING to get your self defense smoke pole when & IF Mr. Ed considers your right to protect your family "ESSENTIAL"!
Johnny & Karen will get to be armed at that point, from the grave. Cause Marky the Miscreant Doper just got let out of JAIL and came by Johnny & Karen's place and TOOK THEM OUT to get Johnny & Karen's stash of Mr. Whipple’s finest.
It ain’t a fable folks, it’s JUST NJ.
EDITOR's NOTE:
Dan Grdovic, CNJFO's President, has been a gun owner, collector and hunter for many years. Grdovic wears many hats, is Scout Master at his son Jake's troop, where he enjoys mentoring in outdoor life and other skills. As a founding Trustee, CNJFO has been blessed with the mustached maven's whit for quite some time. Today he adds prose dripping with sarcasm & poise. We welcome him as a guest writer to Black Wire Media since he doesn't need to SEEK THE MANAGER! We hope you enjoy his ramblings about Johnny & Karen as much as we did editing them! Please show all the Johnny & Karens in your life this poignant piece!
---The Editors
